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Stalking Mantis
Caldari
Inglorious-Basterds
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Posted - 2010.09.25 16:58:00 -
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OP your a a serious A hole. Hope you enjoy your girlfriend while she lasts becuase you never dump a friend for a girl. You took advantage of someone and hit him where it hurts, (regardless of how much that someone might appear to be a loser). It is a game yes, but how you act in it is not as this game takes away the most valuable asset we all have in this life, that being time. In the meantime I am posting in this epic thread of OP fail to try to make ppl approve of him by calling his x friends reaction "tears"
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Stalking Mantis
Caldari
Inglorious-Basterds
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Posted - 2010.09.25 18:38:00 -
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You forgot to add the below:
Five Minutes After the break in with the the police on the scene:
Police Officer: ....So can you please explain why the suspect broke into your home and vandalized it?
OP: I destroyed his Caldari Navy Raven
Police Officer: Excuse me his what?
Suspect handcuffed on ground: HE DESTROYED MY CALDARI RAVEN NAVY ISSUE AND HE DID IT BECUASE HE KNEW CONCORD WOULD NOT INTERVENE....ARGGHHH MY EYES
Police Officer: 'looking back at OP'....Concord?
Girl With Mace: I WANT HIM OUT OF MY HOUSE! 'said while tossing OP clothes out the front door'
OP: Honey Snookems Calm Down not now please I am trying to talk to the police here! Please baby?!
Girl with Mace: 'GET OUUUUUT'
Police Officer: Excuse me what is a Caldari Navy Rayban and what is Concord?
Suspect Handcuffed On Ground: HE WAS IN MY CORP THE AS***LE
Police Officer: I see you two work together? At Concord? Or where in the Navy together?
OP: No he is a worthless bum with no job and he has to grind for isk so I ganked him, Look What he did to my glass star wars figures, they WERE collectors items
Girl With Mace: I Want him out of my house officer i dont feel safe
Police Officer: You "Ganked" him? 'looks even more puzzeled at his silent partner'
Girl With Mace: 'tosses out alienware PC'
OP: Honey NOOOOOOOO
Police Officer: What is a Caldari Navy Raven?
Suspect Handcuffed on gound and OP simultanuosly: ITS A FACTION BATTLESHIP!!
Girl With Mace from somewhere in the house: ITS HIS STUPID VIDEO GAME HE PLAYS IT ALL DAY LONG
Police Officer: So this is about a video game?
Girl With Mace: I WANT HIM OUT!!
OP: HONEY BUT I GANKED HIM FOR YOU, I LOVE YOU!
Suspect On Ground With Handcuffs: I WANT MY FACTION MODS!! TELL ME YOU DIDNT SELL THEM!! ARRRGHHH MY EYESSSS HE IS TRYING TO SELL MY STOLEN MODS OFFICER!! I SAW THE JITA CONTRACTS
Police Officer: Jita?
OP: I'm not giving it back
Police Officer: Sir do you have any of his property
Suspect On Ground in Handcuffs: YES!!
OP:NO!!
Girl With Mace: I WANT HIM OUT OFFICER!!!
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Stalking Mantis
Caldari
Inglorious-Basterds
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Posted - 2010.09.25 21:36:00 -
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......continued from above:
Police Officer: So HE broke into a house and vandalized it, YOU pulled out a gun and the miss sprayed him with Mace over a video game?
OP: It's not a video game it is EVE!
Police Officer: Does Eve have a last name? Does she work with you two in Concord? 'looks over at his silent partner' can we get an address on concord please from dispatch?
OP: Concord is not where we work Concord is like the space police!
Police Officer: Space Police?
OP: Yes
Police Officer: 'pulls extra handcuffs approaches doorway where OP is behind the girl
Police Officer: Please Step Outside Sir, Move Aside Maam
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Stalking Mantis
Caldari
Inglorious-Basterds
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Posted - 2010.09.27 07:41:00 -
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 Originally by: Printer Jam
JERRY ! JERRY ! JERRY ! JERRY ! JERRY !
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Stalking Mantis
Caldari
Inglorious-Basterds
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Posted - 2010.09.27 20:50:00 -
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Just did a little research. The OP was not brave enough to post with his main which is hardly a shock when you hide behind your girlfriend with a gun.
http://eve.battleclinic.com/killboard/killmail.php?id=11347590
I posted the killmail from the caldari navy raven issue,
"valid game mechanics" are now encouraged.
'runs locater agent'
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